Bloke’s Balm – Face, Beard & Hands
Real Care for Real Blokes
Nourish. Protect. Soften. Naturally.
It’s time for blokes to give their skin the same attention they give their tools. Our Bloke’s Balm is a rugged, all-purpose salve designed to soften beards, soothe post-shave skin, and repair dry, cracked hands all without the greasy feel.
Handcrafted in small batches with calendula- and goldenrod-infused oils, rich vitamin E, and nourishing beeswax, this balm delivers deep hydration and plant-powered protection for hardworking skin. Whether it’s tossed in the ute, kept by the bathroom sink, or thrown in a work bag, this is your no-fuss grooming essential.
Choose Your Blend:
• Outback Blend – Cedarwood & Bergamot
• Earthy Blend – Sandalwood & Lemon Myrtle
• Unscented – Pure and natural, zero fragrance
Why Blokes Balm Matters
Gone are the days of dry knuckles, flaky beards, or irritated post-shave skin. This balm works hard so your skin doesn’t have to. And let’s be honest, looking after yourself isn’t soft… it’s smart.
Key Skin Benefits:
- Hydrates and conditions beard, face, and hands
- Calms irritation and post-shave redness
- Rich in natural botanicals to soften rough skin
- Lightweight and non-greasy finish
- Easy to use, rugged enough to go anywhere
How to Use:
Scoop a small amount and warm it between your hands
Massage into beard, face, or hands
Let it absorb and get on with your day
Use daily or as needed. Great for dry patches, beard conditioning, or just a bit of skin respect.
Ingredients (All Variants):
Base: Calendula-Infused Olive Oil, Goldenrod-Infused Olive Oil, Beeswax, Vitamin E
• Original Blend: Cedarwood & Bergamot Essential Oils
• Earthy Blend: Sandalwood & Lemon Myrtle Essential Oils
• Unscented: No added fragrance
Why You’ll Love It:
- Designed specifically for blokes
- Natural, non-greasy, fast-absorbing formula
- Doubles as post-shave balm and beard conditioner
- Handmade with powerful, farm-grown botanicals
- No nasties – just real ingredients that work
Your face, beard, and hands deserve better.
Ditch the supermarket creams and upgrade to something real.
Available in three bloke-approved blends.
Shop the range today.
